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Which is better, Tomatoes or apples?
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How large can one, allow the holes to grow in ones underwear, before one must replace?
Boys
- When you no longer have, err, support....
- When there are multiple holes.
- When said undergarments are no longer classifiable as boxers, briefs, or boxer-briefs, and become what is commonly known as either the "banana-hammock," or the "inverse banana-hammock." Neither of which are desirable. So I guess, considering that, it's best to replace at the first sign of holes.
- I am just about to remove any underwear from my collection that has holes. I try to do it at least once every few months.
- Personally, I feel as long as they are still in one piece, with distinct leg holes, and the majority of the material is still attached to the elastic waistband...
- Of course, it's always good to have a few "unholy" pairs to wear in case there's a chance for action.
- The rules are quite simple. (1) A gentleman may continue to wear socks with holes until such time as his girlfriend throws them out or they become non-functional. (2) There is no such dispensation with underwear; it is incumbent on one to immediately dispose of said garment upon cognisance of structural damage.
grrrls
- quite a long time.
- Ok.. throw them away.. and step away from the bin.
- Dave, I think it's time to buy new underwear.
- Looks at watch and exclaims... "It's time!"
- You don't want to be caught in a pair of underpants that looks like you stole them from a homeless person...just in case.
- As long as they still hold all is OK - when said dodgy underwear is ripped off, then it must be replaced.
- Are 'things' falling out of the holes? Then it's time to move on...or go freeballn!
- I think one must never buy anymore new underwear, ever. It can be your new thang. You'll be the talk of girl town...
it all depends on the purpose. apples are a lot harder so you're more likely to knock a person out when you throw one at them.
ReplyDeleteApples for eating, tomatoes for throwing:) After all, I'd rather leave a person rather messy than knocked out. And while I love eating both, apples always win out as my favourite, so throwing those would be rather hard... ever so tasty are they.
ReplyDeletefirst there is the question of what they are better for...You could make a sandwich out of apples, but, they probably wouldn't be as good as tomato sandwiches. Both are good in salads. So, I still need to know what they are better for...?
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