This weeks question…
Which is better, Tomatoes or apples?
Answers to last weeks question from a variety of sources…
How large can one, allow the holes to grow in ones underwear, before one must replace?
Boys
- When you no longer have, err, support....
- When there are multiple holes.
- When said undergarments are no longer classifiable as boxers, briefs, or boxer-briefs, and become what is commonly known as either the "banana-hammock," or the "inverse banana-hammock." Neither of which are desirable. So I guess, considering that, it's best to replace at the first sign of holes.
- I am just about to remove any underwear from my collection that has holes. I try to do it at least once every few months.
- Funny question! ))) And what about you?
- Personally, I feel as long as they are still in one piece, with distinct leg holes, and the majority of the material is still attached to the elastic waistband...
- Of course, it's always good to have a few "unholy" pairs to wear in case there's a chance for action.
- The rules are quite simple. (1) A gentleman may continue to wear socks with holes until such time as his girlfriend throws them out or they become non-functional. (2) There is no such dispensation with underwear; it is incumbent on one to immediately dispose of said garment upon cognisance of structural damage.
grrrls
- quite a long time.
- TMI (I have no idea what this means?)
- Ok.. throw them away.. and step away from the bin.
- Dave, I think it's time to buy new underwear.
- Looks at watch and exclaims... "It's time!"
- You don't want to be caught in a pair of underpants that looks like you stole them from a homeless person...just in case.
- As long as they still hold all is OK - when said dodgy underwear is ripped off, then it must be replaced.
- Are 'things' falling out of the holes? Then it's time to move on...or go freeballn!
- I think one must never buy anymore new underwear, ever. It can be your new thang. You'll be the talk of girl town...
TMI - too much information.
ReplyDeleteApples or tomatoes? Since I'm particular about each, I've no pat answer. Also, my answer would depend on whether the fruit's cooked or eaten raw. What kind of tomatoes? What kind of apples? Is it a star of a dish or a supporting cast member? Are you sorry you asked?
I'm not to hot on them by themselves. They need to be an ingredient. Preferably in desserts.
ReplyDeleteWassup with the underwear thing? I was enjoying that. I used to have a boss who dusted his office with his decommissioned whitey tighties. It was hilarious.
ReplyDelete'Underwear thing' was last week, but feel free to add any extra underwear comments.
ReplyDeleteEspecially if you are drunk, and my underwear is the 'hot topic' ;-)