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Sunday, July 9, 2006

July 09, 2006: The commodity of beauty

I have an observation to offer up. Human beauty is becoming so commercialized  that one day you will be able to hire €˜good Looking types€™ for all sorts of things.

Currently City Councils install potted flowers and erect statues in public places, but soon it will be cheaper to dress up the city center by hiring hundreds of wannabe€™ models to stand on corners posing away.

Your golf caddy will be enlisted from the local gym and they will tote around your bag, and hoist aloft an umbrella to protect the player from the elements. The jocks get paid, a good work out, and the chance to catch some rays. Possibly a dip in the water trap to retrieve balls could be an additional service.

Every train carriage will have stationed within it, a beautiful boy and a gorgeous girl whose jobs are to cruise up and down the line during weekday mornings making eye contact with the passengers, to give the workaday population that รข€˜a beautiful person Wants me glow€™ before they start the day.

One day there will be comments made in restaurants such as "€˜I'd like to complain about my waiter. They'€™re not good looking enough! Send me another".

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