I grew up in Australia in the 90’s
Just for Fun - Totally Random
- You watched the ABC more than any other station. Those days are long gone.
- You made worms by squeezing your Vegemite or peanut butter crackers together.
- The best parties always had fairy bread.
- The Waugh twins. Go! Aussie! Go!
- The Spice Girls and the rise of Girl Power!
- Super League almost ruining rugby league in Australia.
- Getting the Easter Show guide from the paper and circling all the show bags you wanted.
- You thought everyone in America carried a gun and you never wanted to go there because you were were scared you'd get shot.
- Blinky Bill, Spot and Gumby.
- You always used to see that dried out, white dog poo on the footpath. You never see that anymore.
- SuperTed, Widget The World Watcher and Samurai Pizza Cats.
- Going to the Easter Show with a big group of friends from school once you were old enough to go without Mum and Dad.
- Doing research for school projects by going to the library or looking up an encyclopaedia rather than using the internet.
- Brian Henderson and Richard Morecroft reading the news.
- Paul Keating was some guy that ran the country and John Howard became the only PM you really ever knew because you were too young to care before that.
- Banana Man, Bangers and Mash and The Raggy Dolls.
- Game Boy.
- Waking up early everyday to watch Agro’s Cartoon Connection or Cheez TV.
- Hey Hey It’s Saturday.
- Everyone got the Coke bag at the Easter Show and it was only $10.
- Buying those 6 packs of Coco Pops, Fruit Loops, Frosties, Rice Bubbles, Nutri-Grain and Corn Flakes so you could have a different one each day and then opening the packets really carefully and removing the cereal so you'd have a mini wardrobe afterwards. You also most probably just let your parents eat the Corn Flakes.
- Trying to make the Rainbow Road shortcut on Mario Kart 64.
- Postman Pat, Fireman Sam and Lift Off (that show with the dirty, blind doll named EC).
- Playing GoldenEye on the Nintendo 64 and arguing over whether Oddjob was allowed to be used in multiplayer.
- The original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
- Super International Cricket on the SNES.
- Arguing over which was better – Nintendo 64 or PlayStation.
- Don’t push me, push a push pop!
- Nobody made not jokes... NOT!!
- Bathurst stopped being Holden vs. Ford and all those European cars came in until they came to their senses.
- Who shot Mr Burns?
- Watching Captain Planet and then driving your parents mad by always singing the song.
- That's so funny, I forgot to laugh.
- WWE was WWF and they actually had cool wrestlers like The Rock, Mankind and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
- Playing Gran Turismo and MGS on PlayStation.
- Roller coasters at Wonderland, Sydney.
- You decorated your room with glow-in-the-dark stickers.
- SBS didn’t have any ads. Not that you ever watched it anyway, except maybe for softcore porn.
- You played marbles and could name all the different types like blue moon, oily, candy, red wine, galaxy and red devil. You never played anyone for your god marble.
- Feeling sad when your Tamagotchi died.
- Singing a ram sam sam, a ram sam sam, guli guli guli guli guli, ram sam sam, a rafi, a rafi, guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam.
- Seeing a small rack of DVDs in the video store and wondering if anyone ever rented them.
- Dolly the sheep.
- Getting up early to watch the Rage Top 50.
- Friends when they were all actually just friends. Why didn't Phoebe and Joey get together?
- Sonic the Hedgehog.
- Watching The Simpsons back when it was funny, every night on Channel 10.
- Power Rangers becoming cooler than the Ninja Turtles, even though the Turtles will always be cooler.
- Watching South Park for the first time and being really excited by all the swearing.
- Watching Hercules and then being disappointed when Xena Warrior Princess replaced it. Nobody was cooler than Herc.
- Blowing on the Nintendo cartridge before putting it in the console to make sure it worked properly.
- Smell the cheese.
- Vulcan, Tower, Flame... Australian Gladiators.
- Playing Mortal Kombat and trying to do a fatality but just ending up punching accidentally.
- Pokemon! Gotta catch ‘em all!
- Watching Hey Dad! and then seeing little Arthur McArthur go on to star in that famous Sorbent ad.
- Full Frontal, not Comedy Inc.
- Wolfenstein, Doom and Duke Nukem.
- Downloading music from Napster.
- Chatting with your buddies on ICQ.
- Going to see Titanic.
- And the winner is… Sydney.
- Mighty Max and Polly Pocket. Max and Polly always got lost because they were so bloody small.
- Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.
- Waiting for Tony “Plugger” Lockett to break that record.
- Australia didn’t always win the cricket.
- The Socceroos couldn’t qualify for the World Cup.
- John Eales captained the Wallabies and we won the World Cup.
- Ray Martin hosted A Current Affair.
- Zoopa Doopa ice blocks were only 20c and if you couldn’t afford it, you asked the canteen lady to cut it in half so you could split it with a friend.
- Listening to boy bands like Human Nature and girl bands like Girlfriend.
- Barbie, not Bratz.
- Happy Meals were only $2.95 and the toys were simple but actually good.
- Person 1: Who farted!?
- Person 2: Whoever smelt it, dealt it!
- Person 1: Whoever made the rhyme, commited the crime!
- Brad Fittler was the best in the world.
- Thorpe won lots of gold medals and wasn’t so gay.
- Opposite day.
- We all loved Pat Rafter and almost cried when he lost to Goran Ivanisevic because our Pat deserved that title more than anyone. Definitely more than Hewitt ever did.
- Playing tackle Bull Rush at lunchtime and having tackling banned. You had to resort to grab 1-2-3 or tip. Same goes for footy.
- Giving a friend a backage in the canteen line. If it was your best friend, you gave them a frontage.
- Pogs and Looney Tunes Tazos.
- Nobody won Wimbledon unless their name was Pete Sampras.
- You ate Smarties instead of M&M’s.
- You tried Dr. Pepper and hated it.
- Service stations didn’t need space for 4 digits on their petrol prices signs.
- Girl germs! Boy germs!
- Goosebumps.
- You had to actually call your friends rather than send them an SMS.
- Hubba Bubba.
- Wearing a Chicago Bulls T-shirt or cap. Wearing the cap backwards.
- Arguing over who got to be Warnie in backyard cricket. Six and out!
- Paul Jennings’ Gizmo books.
- Matchbox cars.
- The feeling of wonder you got, the first time you were able to see the image in one of those Magic Eye 3D pictures.
- The Secret World of Alex Mack.
- Talk to the hand!
- Johnson and Friends, Noddy and Humphrey B. Bear.
- You wished you had enough Lego to build those amazing cities they displayed in the brochures.
- Collecting Yowie toys. Aussie wildlife was way cooler than any stupid Kinder Surprise toy.
- Playing truth or dare with your secret crush.
- Mark Taylor equalling Don Bradman's record.
- Slap bracelets.
- Jurassic Park and those toy dinosaurs where you could pull a piece of the skin out to see its insides.
- Roger Ramjet, he’s our man, hero of our nation.
- We had paper money.
- Good on ya Mum! Tip Top’s the one!
- You could buy more than enough food from the school canteen for only $2.
- Begging your parents to go to McDonald’s for dinner.
- Rocko’s Modern Life, Rugrats and Hey Arnold!
- Noni, Monica and that bald guy named George on Play School.
- Going to World 4 Kids to look at all the toys.
- Watching The Lion King and feeling Simba’s pain when Mufasa died. Disney just doesn’t make them like that anymore.
- Soft serve cones were only 30c and they never tried to up-sell a Flake because they didn’t have it.
- Wanting a Brain or Silver Bullet during the yo-yo craze.
- Nesquik without the Nes.
- Troll Dolls.
- The Kids' Works at Pizza Hut with unlimited drink refills. You made an ice cream mountain covered in choc chips and marshmallows and could never finish it.
- Thomas the Tank Engine and TUGS.
- Ba-na-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na-na! Make those bodies sing!
- You had to get your photos developed.
- Your family didn’t own a 4WD unless it was a real one like a Land Cruiser or Patrol. Range Rovers were tough and nobody thought BMW would make a 4WD, let alone Porsche.
- Street Sharks and Biker Mice From Mars
- Competing with your friends to see who could eat the most sour Warheads in one go.
- The Channel 9 logo had dots next to it and the Channel 7 logo wasn’t a folded piece of paper.
- No Hat, no play.
- Dr. Dreadful Food Labs. Kids these days wouldn't be allowed that because its not healthy enough. We didn't give a shit about our health in the 90's.
- High five! Up high, down low, too slow!
- Watching Round the Twist and getting pissed off that the actors kept on changing. You still loved it though.
- Cheating in Heads Down, Thumbs Up.
- Watching that game show called Vidiot. Game shows didn't have to be educational back then, like That's Academic... that show sucks.
- Collecting basketball cards, whether you followed basketball or not.
- You always wished your parents had bought you a bigger Super Soaker for Christmas. Christmas is hot in Australia... the more water, the better.
- Collecting hundreds of tickets from Timezone just so you could trade them for some crappy prize that you could have bought from Woolies for ten bucks.
- Healthy Harold day was the best because you got to miss class to sit in a tiny caravan and listen to a talking giraffe.
- Playing handball with Ace, King, Queen and Dunce and making up stupid rules as you went along.
- Skipping ropes and Jump Rope for Heart Day.
- A*mazing.
- The Ferals. Rattus, Modigliana, Derryn and Mixy were cool until they started that five minute piece of crap, Feral TV.
- Hypercolour T-shirts.
- Who Dares! Who Dares! Who Dares Wins!
- Having your very own Dollarmites account and getting really excited when you earned a tiny bit of interest.
Growing up in Australia in the 90’s was rad.
I was born in 1980, and most of these apply to me as well.
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